It is common
knowledge that Facebook was started by Mark Zuckerberg to provide an
interaction platform to Harvard students. The more I use Facebook and analyze
the performance of regular organic posts, the more I feel like I am back in
school competing against peers for something that I have now started to call a
high “Social Standing”. Mark Zuckerberg was a student who created an
interactive world for other students; hence it’s not a surprise that Facebook challenges
you to be the best in the class and amongst your peers, years after you have
graduated.
“ABC started working at McKinsey consulting ltd”
“XYZ is feeling Awesome @ Eiffel Tower Paris”
“Lucky to have PQR
in my life. You are such an awesome guy”
We decide what part of our daily mundane life would
be socially cool and submit that information as a post or picture to Facebook.
So in a way we submit assignments in form of posts/pictures/updates etc. to the
Facebook School of social standing and wait to be graded.
For simple explanation consider Facebook to be a
school which grades all its pupils in a big relative grading system called
"SOCIAL STANDING".
There are marks assigned for everything like:
· Attendance
· Time
spent in school (On Facebook)
· Class
participation (Post and Pictures update)
· Participation
in extra-curricular activities (Facebook Apps)
Like most schools, Facebook gives its pupils a
constant chance to work hard towards improving their social standing. Though FB
does favor the best and the brightest of the lot as per the grading system; the more you score, the more chance you get
to shine on other people’s walls to score further. (PS: Score refers to scoring
points :-))
In this post I have tried to demystify Facebook’s organic
posts grading system and how it impacts our social standing. So lets take a
look at the variables and how they impact the equation.
Likes (L) :
Likes on pictures and posts are basic points, which
keep getting added to your report. This is also the most common base of
comparison between students to do a self-evaluation of their social standing.
Comments (C) :
Comments have higher weightage and work as point boosters.
One comment’s value can range anything from +5pts to +100pts depending upon the
social standing of the person who commented (Somebody actually took out
time to type all that, even though they might have just copy pasted and tweaked
a previous comment). Considering
the average attention span of individuals when online is just about 2secs (unless
its porn), comments are considered to be high value variable by
Facebook.
Share (S):
Share is a Multiplier. Every time somebody shares
your content, all the basic points that you
accumulated via likes and comments gets multiplied by the number of pupils who shared your post.
Friends (F):
The total no of friends on Facebook for an
individual can in some cases be more than the no of people the individual has
actually physically interacted with in his entire lifespan. It’s just a way to get more
points. Adding people who you don't know is cheating for getting a higher
social standing but Facebook promotes it by showing your common friends (In some cases you might not
even remember the common friends but still add them because 5 common friends
means you might just know them)
Messages (M):
That has no relevance in the scorecard. It is a
means for FB to ensure students don't shift to other schools of social standing
like Google+ with its enticing Gmail and G-chat faculty.
Grading System
Facebook grades your assignment submissions
(posts/pictures etc.) over a pre-decided time interval. If your assignment grade
is above the minimum passing marks for that time interval, the assignment is shown as an example of cool Social
standing on your friend’s wall. If you secure very high grades then its shown
even on your friend’s friend’s
walls. This continues till the time your assignment grades are higher then the
minimum passing marks for consecutive time intervals.
Time Interval 1: Total marks = L1 + C1 + S(L1+C1)
Time Interval 2: Total marks = L2 + C2 + S(L2+C2)
And so on….
Once your assignment marks are below the passing criteria
in a particular time interval, Facebook does not show it on walls anymore.
Moreover any assignment, which performs amazingly well over consecutive time
periods, has a high possibility of going VIRAL (that’s like winning the national competition/national
scholarship award/national best student award).
Facebook School of social standing maintains its
high standard of fair marks allotment but they publically admit that they are
open to accepting money to boost your marks. Once you agree to pay money to
improve your social standing your assignment is passed on to the department
called Facebook Ad manager.
Facebook Ad manager is like Shah Rukh Khan of “Main
hun Na”, consistently prompting you that you need not worry if your posts are
not getting good grades, Ad manager hai na…
Facebook Ad manager is a coaching center associated
with the main school. Its purpose is to help weak students become popular and
popular ones to become viral;
and of course, all this extra help comes at a cost. This coaching center
helps you get instant results and also teaches you the kind of content that
would work best for you.
Facebook has somehow become a part of our daily
routine, and as I come to the end of this post I am already wondering about how
many marks would this post secure.
And even if I don’t get results organically Ad
Manager toh hai na!!!